the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
this is incredible
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING
This guys, is Dean Thomas.
He was a member of Dumbledore’s Army, and when Umbridge began accusing Harry of lying, Dean defended him in front of the class. He also refused to take sides even when his best friend considered Harry to be a liar.
When he was seventeen, an act against Muggle-borns was placed into action inside the Ministry. Considering the fact his father had left his Muggle mother when he was very young, he had no proof of Wizarding heritage. And so he had to take refuge in the woods to avoid Death Eaters. He was caught by Snatchers eventually, and forced to live in a dungeon in the Malfoy’s House for a few days.
He was later rescued by Dobby, who was later killed. To repay the house elf, Dean Thomas helped Harry and Ron shovel out his grave even though he had never formally met the elf.
Can we just take a second to appreciate his actions, that were very underappreciated in the movies.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do
who don’t wanna be pretend-horse
*looks in a mirror* you again